i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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