Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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