dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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