Don't you send me to vm
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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