I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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