Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
nutella sex= disaster
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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