This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
