dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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