Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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