Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it glows. i had to have it.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We need to get me chipped asap
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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