I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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