Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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