if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
