I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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