so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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