I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
