I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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