I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
