yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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