I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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