He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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Have fun and good luck.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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