he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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