We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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