She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
