first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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