Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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