He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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