in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
FUCK WHALES
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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