Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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