I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
its liver damage thursday
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