OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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