I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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