in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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