i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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