You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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