This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
birth control should be required to get into college
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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