So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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