let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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