If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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