office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize