Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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