Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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