at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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