Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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