She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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