i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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