Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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