you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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