theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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