Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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