Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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