Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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