I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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