he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he was CRYING into my vagina
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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