You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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