Non-Jews are for practice
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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