Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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