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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
you never un-have a 4some
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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