I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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