Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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