You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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