I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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